I completely forgot! The original point of me doing a blog in the first place was to put down these funny jokes that my friend Justin sent me the other day XD
So here they are:
Confucius say:
Man who run through airport turnaisle backward going to Bangkok.
Confucius say:
Man who leap off talk cliff jump to conclusion.
Confucius say:
Girl who sit in judge's lap get honourable discharge.
Confucius say:
It take many nail to make crib, one screw to fill it.
Confucious say:
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Confucius say:
To meet girl in park is good. To park meat in girl is better.
(that one made me laugh for AGES)
Confucius say:
Girl who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Confucius say:
War not determine who right. War determine who left.
Confucius say:
If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
Confucius say:
Man with tool in girl's mouth not necessarily dentist.
Confucius say:
Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
(For those who don't know, a cat house is a brothel)
I have no idea where he got these from, but gosh they made me laugh XD